Don't You Just Love Kids ????

A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea.". Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.


Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the "better ones".





1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.


(Kelly, age 6)





2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea because I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.


(Christopher, age 7)





3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.


(James, age 6)





4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent.


(Wayne, age 7)





5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just likeEmily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.


(Kyle, age 6)





6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.


(Billy, age 8)





7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.


(William, age 7)





8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?


(Helen, age 6)


9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy shrink.


(Kevin, age 6).

Don't You Just Love Kids ????
!!!!!! little kids mistakes... yes i luv them!
Reply:ha ha
Reply:That's cute. I really liked that one.
Reply:HAHAHAHA!!!!
Reply:i love kids but that kid of that age no because they have no sense
Reply:How cute!!
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that's so funny.
Reply:lol, it makes sense...lol those r some good ones..