Monday, November 16, 2009

Smile for the day?

This is a real life exam of a Grade 5 (Std. 3) pupil.





Primary School Exam 1 of the second term





Write an essay on the following question: "What is a crocodile?" Use


block letters and write legibly.





Name: GERHARD JANSE VAN VUUREN





Date: Monday 22/05/2003











Answer:


The crokodil is a specially built so long because the flatter the better


swimmer. At the front of the crokodil is the head. The head exists almost


only of teeth. Behind the crokodil the tail grows. Between the head and the


tail is the crokodil. A crokodil without a tail is called a rotwieler. A


crokodil's body is covered with handbag material. He can throw his tail off


if he gets a fright but it doesn't happen much because a crokodil is scared


of nothing. A crokodil stays under the water because if you were so ugly,


you would also stay under the water. It is good that a crokodil stays under


the water, because a person gets such a big fright if a crokodil catches you


that he first has to rinse you off before he can eat you. A crokodil isn't


hardly as dangerous as people say he is, except if he catches you. The


longer he bites you, the more it hurts. Very old crokodils suck their people


and buck that they catch dead. If you eat him, he is a crokosatie. A


crokodil did not learn to swim with his arms so he uses his tail. The little


brother of the crokodil is a lizard. The slow sister of the crokodil is a


chameleon. The gay brother of the crokodil is a daffodil. And the crokodil


also has a dead brother the frikkidel.

Smile for the day?
in the uk , this is better than phd level.





hang on,





Is this George Bush's next campaign speech?
Reply:tee hee hee
Reply:CUTE!!!
Reply:twAhahaha!
Reply:lol i like dat
Reply:what the fcuk
Reply:awww, if only it was true
Reply:how many marks did this guy get, do you think if i tried the same thing in my A-levels i'd get an A for being humorous - better not risk it xXx
Reply:very good


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